Heaven is an eternal pizza party.
See if you can guess which of these quotes are from Rick Santorum, a Republican presidential contender who is being taken completely seriously as a political figure, and Kenneth Parcell, fictional NBC Page on 30 Rock.
“I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the Devil’s temperature!”
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Llamas, Danny Brown & Skrillex - A Poem
Does this llama look like Danny Brown
Does this llama look like Skrillex
Either way, this llama’s trill
His haircut is the litmus
Warren Ellis’ Beer Bread
* 3 cups flour (sifted, if you don’t have a sifter gently scoop the
flour out and don’t found the measuring cup full)
* 3 teaspoons baking powder (omit if using Self-Rising Flour) (if
you’re using honey add 1 additional teaspoon)
* 1 teaspoon salt (omit if using Self-Rising Flour)
* 1/4 cup sugar (can substitute this for 1/4 cup honey)
* 1 (12 ounce) can beer
* 1/2 cup melted butter (1/4 cup will do just fine if you’re using honey)
Directions
1
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
2
Mix dry ingredients and beer.
3
Pour into a greased loaf pan.
4
Pour melted butter over mixture.
5
Bake 1 hour, remove from pan and cool for at least 15 minutes.
6
UPDATED NOTES: Sifting flour for bread recipes is a must-do.
Most people just scoop the 1 cup measure in the flour canister and
level it off. That compacts the flour and will turn your bread into a
“hard biscuit” as some have described. That’s because they aren’t
sifting their flour! If you do not have a sifter, use a spoon to spoon
the flour into the 1 cup measure. Try it once the “correct” way and
you will see an amazing difference in the end product.
7
I have had many email from you kind folks about using
non-alcoholic beverages instead of beer. That is fine to do but I
highly recommend adding a packet of Dry Active Yeast or 2 teaspoons of
Bread (Machine) Yeast so that you get a proper rise.
8
The final result should be a thick, hearty and very tasteful
bread, NOT A BRICK! ;).
9
Thank you all for the incredibly nice comments and those of you
who left a bad review - learn to sift sift SIFT! You will be amazed at
the results you get.
It’s a giveaway! A Trinity Mothers giveaway!
I’ll be exhibiting at MoCCA festival this April and selling this print and other prints of my work. Whatever’s left over I’ll probably sell online later this year but until then, you could win this 11 x 17 print here on tumblr!
All you have to do is like and reblog this post (as many times as you want) until February 12th which is when I’ll choose a random winner, who I’ll ship it to for free.
Wow, I hope I’m doing this giveaway thing right.
BATMAN IS REAL!
Clever little installation piece from Toronto street artist Posterchild. Does a lot of political work as well as building bridges in his community.
